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[-] [email protected] 129 points 6 months ago

The number of skeletons inside of a human body is statistically greater than 1.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago

Fuck, that's a good one

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

I like skull more, but both are great.

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[-] [email protected] 113 points 6 months ago

Of the ~100 billion humans who have ever lived, ~8 billion of them are still alive. Therefore, your chance of dying is only 92%, not 100%.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Yeah but no one of them survived the ~~116th~~ 122th year.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

These things are always subject to challenge but as I understand the oldest 'verified' person to have ever lived was 122 when they died.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Ho yes you're right, just checked and that was Jeanne Calment.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Big (soft) brain moment

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Who knows, at some point we might figure out how to stop/reverse aging, so your chance of dying (in the foreseeable future) is not 100%, only very close to it

[-] [email protected] 94 points 6 months ago

The average person has fewer than two legs.

[-] [email protected] 47 points 6 months ago

Some women have four legs. It's a temporary condition, but I gander that it's common enough to offset the amputees.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago

What happens if I put my foot up your ass? Whose foot is it in this equation?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

Depends, do you have control of it once it's in? If not, then it's probably still the other person's, they're just using you as a shoe.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

I've been told he's tight, so my foot will probably get numb due to the contractions.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Doesn’t matter, the total amount stays the same

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Red Foreman's, obviously.

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[-] Kecessa 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I saw your dad last night and he also temporarily had four legs so I guess he helped offset the amputeess too

[-] [email protected] 62 points 6 months ago

Unless there's a lot of dudes with 3 it really is less than 1 on average.

https://www.statista.com/statistics/737923/us-population-by-gender/

[-] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago

Shut up before we start talking about p values...

[-] [email protected] 67 points 6 months ago

p is stored in the balls...

[-] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

Did you just assume my p-values!?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

No, but I know what you LSmean

[-] Scubus 10 points 6 months ago

Damn girl, your bell curves are statistically significant

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Let's all calm down, and have some Chi at the square.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

4 out of 5 participants enjoy gang rape

[-] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago

68% of statistical facts are incorrect, including this one

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

They say 3 percent of the people use 5 to 6 percent of their brain, 97 percent use 3 percent and the rest goes down the drain

[-] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago

So in other words I'm above average

[-] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago

If we’re including all humans, the mean is likely below 1, the median is possibly 1 and possibly 0, and the mode is probably 0.

If we’re limiting to the male sex, then the mode and median are probably 2, and the mean somewhere between 1 and 2.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

I'm partially responsible for this stat

[-] can 18 points 6 months ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Ya, but I'm also why the number is less than two

[-] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

By being female or through loss?

Cuz I mean roughly half the population of the US has zero by default and they are included in this statistic. So for them you may also be part of why the number is greater than zero.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Or through parenting, perhaps?

If you personally have two, but have two kids with zero, you're responsible for lowering the average to one, or lower depending on how we account for your partner's contribution

[-] notoftenthat 2 points 6 months ago

Unfortunate encounter with a Laplander.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

In a few months I'll be doing my part to lower the average

[-] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

best of luck with your lopemoffomy

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Somehow never heard that term before but I'm here for it

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

For every snake on Earth, there is one snake dick. Half of all snakes are female.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

I am doing my part!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

He didn't dare talk to Razek about an average of one hand. Otherwise the medics would have been very busy.

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