this post was submitted on 31 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Be scared and horny, gotcha.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

I generally am.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago

"Ahhh! Ahhhh! My dick's caught in your wheels upon wheels!"

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"would fuck" but English speakers hate- speaking so they shorten everything

[–] TheSlad 26 points 1 year ago

True, we hate.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

I probably wouldn't but u do u i guess.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ratman150 55 points 1 year ago

The tshirt says "monster fucker" so the person is saying "I'd fuck that" to which the biblically accurate angel is saying "ew" in reply to.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Aasimar backstories be like:

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I wanna know what they can do with those wings.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

When the humussy meets the angussy