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[–] [email protected] 64 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Education (´・ᴗ・ ` )

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Tsk is an onomatopoeia for disapproval

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Try, cry, pry, wry... <- Except that in these instances, Y is the vowel. Unless you're playing Wheel of Fortune, where Ys are always counted as consonants and cost nothing to play.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Hmm, not sure if there are.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Rhythm's not a vowelless word.

Rhythm is a dancer.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago

In rhythm, y functions as a vowel, as it makes a vowel sound.

[–] Scubus 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

Spelling-wise? Depends on what you mean by "vowel" and "word" – vowel isn't really a term for letters/spelling, it only really makes sense in a phonemic/phonetic context. So, phonetically? Yes – i.e. words that only have a rhotic in the nucleus like "curd" which is just [kɹ̩d] in many rhotic dialects like most American English, "and" is often pronounced [n̩], "can" can be [kn̩]~[kŋ̍], "full" can be pronounced [fʟ̩] in some dialects (includinɡ mine). You can also include paralinguistic words like "shh" [ʃ̩].

[–] funkless_eck 7 points 7 months ago

I was going to post a less in depth reply along the same lines. Don't know why you're being downvoted.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I also don't get why you're being downvoted so much. Great answer.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (3 children)
[–] OneWomanCreamTeam 14 points 7 months ago

Only by wheel of fortune rules.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (10 children)

Those aren’t really English “words” though. There’s some old welsh in there which actually used W as a double U. And then some onomatopoeia, which while defined in some dictionaries, aren’t really words anymore than abbreviations like CIA or FCC are words.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

According to the Cambridge English dictionary a word is simply "a single unit of language that has meaning and can be spoken or written", so acronyms and onomatopoeia are words as much as any other apparently. Maybe they would consider an acronym multiple units of language bound together though so not itself a word.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

A cwm (pronounced /ˈkuːm/) is used in English in a technical geographical or mountaineering context to mean a deep hollow in a mountainous area

Uhuh...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

I'm about to cwm.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

Pppffffttttt

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Fun fact: In Dutch 'vowels' is the same word as is used for 'streetstones' (klinkers), so if you ask this question in Dutch, the answer is 'dirtroad'. 😅

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (15 children)

Ply?

But only if you reject the "sometimes y" clause.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

rhythm.

I think there might be a sometimes w clause too. But any w words I can think of have a y anyway

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

W is a sometimes vowel in Welsh. There are a few Welsh words that are valid in Scrabble dictionaries, which is really the only metric that matters. There are also several onomatopoeias that are valid Scrabble words, like mmm or brr or tsktsks. That last one is the only 7 letter word with no vowels or sometimes vowels.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

Maaan, everything is a vowel if you just Welsh it hard enough.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Y functions as a vowel in this instance

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

You can't just identify as a vowel.

[–] activ8r 16 points 7 months ago

Y can and does. You have a problem with that? Go complain on the internet.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Kyrgyz... styrn.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I honestly dont know how people come up with these answers

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