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[–] [email protected] 86 points 7 months ago (4 children)

No, but, fr. What episode?

[–] [email protected] 128 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Return to zombie Island... but the truth is disappointing...

[–] [email protected] 69 points 7 months ago (2 children)

But it doesn't have to be disappointing.

Just search for Derpixon Mystery Bang

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I mean... If you know, you know

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Thank you! I was actually wondering what show, Scooby Doo, for anyone who doesn't recognize the clothed versions of the characters.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 7 months ago

It's from Return to Zombie Island, but the image is photoshopped. They are in their normal outfits in this scene.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I regret nothing.

[–] clay_pidgin 28 points 7 months ago (1 children)

When they let you out of horny jail, let us know what you learned.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I learned how to make waifu figurines out of single ply toilet paper.

[–] clay_pidgin 3 points 7 months ago

An honorable trade.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

The fuck did I just read. Nah. Your going to the gulag for that one.

[–] [email protected] 75 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 55 points 7 months ago (4 children)

each ass cheek is its own sovereign nation wtf

[–] [email protected] 40 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I'm sure someone will try to plant their flag on all of those nations.

Not me, but someone.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Dat ass so phat each cheak needs it's own wifi access point.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

holy mother of god

[–] [email protected] 52 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

after waking up in horny jail

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

pov getting relased from horny jail:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

good ending

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

doesn't that reverse it to you

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

🤦 it was all going well until this

[–] [email protected] 37 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Note to self: in future, search for this type of content by the word "bonk" ...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

Thank you for expressing your thoughts out on to public text. Query has been cataloged for future use.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

So do I have this right? All the horny people are in horny jail?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

No, they have only been asked politely to go to horny jail. We do not know the compliance rate.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Disappointing since it seemed like a self-subverting solution like sending horny lesbian daughters to all-girls parochial school.

On the other hand bonking is sus. There may be more use of force than previously described.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

We smuggle phones into jail.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Do you think people who make r34 pics also fap or get infatuated with their art?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

You only really need one hand to draw.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Hungry and thirsty, eh?