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One of the best life tips I've ever gotten was from some random stranger as I desperately struggled with one of these things: Most times if you slide one edge up and one edge down it pops right open even with super dry skin. Not sure why this works when sliding the halves sideways does not but it dies!
You just rub both ends at the same time.
That's what I tell her...
Moses parted the sea faster than I separate the bag at the store
Those bags are almost useless, just throw the vegetables directly in your grocery bag at checkout. It's nice to take one to isolate chicken from the rest, or to put on your bike seat for rainy days, but definitely not useful for veggies.
This was me today. I just wanted some apples dammit.
after working at a supermarket you can open one in like 1s 🙏 skill issue
All grocery stores actually sell a product that can help you with this, it's called "hand lotion".
I find its easy to open up the bag while its still attached to the roll its like having more hands. I’ll definitely try crumpling the bag next time.
Like your uncle said back in the day: blow it
I had filled one bag. Then tried to fill the othet with air to open it up, when the filled one broke and everything went out the bottom.
How have I become a dad? I don't even have a girlfriend.
Man, this stuff is so embarrassing. There have been so many times, I've skipped on buying fruits just because I couldn't open the bag and my anxiety engaged into overdrive
I always grab a disinfecting wipe at the entrance and use it to wet my fingers so I can open them.