this post was submitted on 30 Dec 2023
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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I get what you're trying to say but anthropomorphic literally means "having form like a man" so it kind of just reads like "every animal made to resemble a human is some kind of animal-human hybrid"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Oh wait I think the shower thought is that a human or ape had to fuck whatever it was to make it

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (2 children)

If you don't consider humans to be animals or apes I'd like you to consider Death.

Or the poop emoji. 💩

[–] JungleJim 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I think you mean for OP to consider the personification of death ie; The Grim Reaper. It sounds like you're telling OP to go jump off a cliff if they're a creationist, or to at least eat shit.

Edit: I should mention I laughed really hard either way

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

My dad too.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What about any of the furniture from beauty and the beast? What animal is candelabra?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn’t Rocket Racoon be considered anthropomorphic?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

He's not a Racoon. He's a hybrid.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Half rocket, half raccoon.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

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