Netflix will do anything to increase their subscriber count.
this post was submitted on 15 Dec 2023
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Don't forget to finish that show you like (because we're cancelling it next month)
Yet the price only goes up, despite the "leaving at the end of the month" list being very very long lately
yar har fiddle tee dee
Yo ho fiddle tee dee,
The streaming life is the life for me
Every month I part with my cash
Just to watch my options turn into trash
Yo ho fiddle tee dee,
I love it so much please increase the fee!
Oh the writers will ruin my favourite show
'cus they thought the source material too slow
Yo ho fiddle tee dee,
Replace my favourites with reality tv!
I don’t have the patience to follow a plot
All I care is the people are hot
Yo ho fiddle tee Dee
The streaming life is the life for me!
I love this show and we all agree
Cancel it quick before season three!
You are a subscriber!
Edit: I have no idea how to format this so it's not horrible
Damn, way to remind me that the new Scott Pilgrim series on Netflix ended on a cliffhanger.
Don't fuck me, Netflix. Not on this.
It seemed pretty conclusive to me
I take it you missed the mid-credit scene where >!Gideon/Gordon and Julie are in an evil lair and he gives the "Time for the real game to begin" line?!<
It ended in a way where the characters got satisfying resolutions, but there is a hook for a season 2, and in terms of plot coverage the series didn't really address >!the complications of Scott's own backstory yet which remain only alluded to.!<
Eh not a cliffhanger. A hook like that is really half assed and barely hints at anything. More than likely, the writers don't even have any idea what they're gonna write for season 2 even if there is one
Woah woah, Netflix. You got me all wrong