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[-] [email protected] 203 points 7 months ago

Come on Tim Apple. Do it. You know it’s the right thing to do

Actually, with Google recently losing in court where Apple had previously won because Google was exempting some developers from its App Store rules; Apple might be actually inclined to actually enforce its rules in X’s case lest they suffer the same fate

[-] [email protected] 80 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Tim Apple is like the only positive thing that came out of Trump's mouth/presidency, except for

very legal, very cool

perfect phone calls

gushing about chocolate cake while bombing ~~Iraq~~ Syria

big, red button for Diet Coke room service in White House

[-] [email protected] 55 points 7 months ago

Former President Drink Bleach was a source of many quips or words, good words for those reading along at a 4th grade level...

[-] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Look, he's got a couple pithy keepers, I'm secure enough in my political orientation to admit that. I always joke about perfect phone calls now lol

Edit: also, thuh BEST/most POWERFUL wordz

[-] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

He did restore faith that George W Bush decision to finish reading a children’s book when the planes were crashing into the trade centre was the best choice.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Former President ~~Drink~~ Inject Bleach

FTFY

[-] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Idk man.

Trump was easily the most comedically entertaining president. Like, not in a good way. Like, cofveve or whatever wtf?

I'll present you with Shane Gillis doing a bit

[-] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

K I still need someone to sit down with me and explain the whole "Covfefe" thing

Edit: in homeopathic sized doses, he is objectively hilarious and tolerable. But his word salads make me ~~wanna~~ needa self-cannabinalize

[-] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

It was a tweet. He tweeted this absolute nonsense and everyone was like "wtf is he on drugs?"

That's it.

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

Meatball Ron is pretty funny. Normally his nicknames for people are fucking stupid.

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

Covfefe has been a pretty fun word, as well as referring to "Mooch" as a unit of time.

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[-] [email protected] 100 points 7 months ago

Apple did remove Parler from the App Store in the past due to lack of moderation. It did not end well for Parler. I don't know how badly it has gotten over there on Twitter though. Is Twitter reaching the Parler level of toxicity yet?

[-] [email protected] 104 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Musk just hsoted a space with Ramaswamy, Andrew Tate, Matt Gaetz, and Alex Jones

How do you think that went down? My prejudice tells me it was probably racist and xenophobic AF and probably included some dog whistles

[-] [email protected] 51 points 7 months ago

Yikes. That's a four horsemen of deplorables. What a horrible echo chamber of depravity.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago

Thought Tate was in prison? And WTF would he do that for?

[-] [email protected] 41 points 7 months ago

He was under house arrest for a few months for investigation and now he is confined to Romania while the trial is pending. Romanian laws.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago

Why do you think? He's a right wing fascist asshole

[-] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

Was that the one where Ramaswamy didn't cut the mic to take a leak and some assistant had to beg him to turn it off himself because it couldn't be muted by anyone else?

If so, I have to think the noise of someone pissing was probably the most consistently honest part of the entire event.

[-] PrincessLeiasCat 85 points 7 months ago

Can we just fucking hold these people accountable already? Stop being afraid of taking them to task…especially when you’re one of the very few entities on the planet who have the resources to do so.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

Generally the reason why it is like this is because you know others have resources to do the same to you and you don't want to start a trend of doing that thing. Also, it's their leverage against the people it could be used against. You're asking an amoral group of individuals to act morally - that flies against everything they stand for.

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[-] [email protected] 54 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I've never even thought of Twitter's reliance on App Stores. It's hilarious how many hands Elon is biting. It's impossible to keep track of.

[-] carpelbridgesyndrome 53 points 7 months ago

I'm not holding my breath here. People seem far too willing to put up with stuff they wouldn't otherwise because it's Twitter. Far too many news orgs still point people to Twitter accounts.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 7 months ago

Even my favorite email newsletters and blog sites still point to twitter.

It's kinda frustrating to click a link then immediately, a giant "log in to see more".

[-] [email protected] 46 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Speaking as a former reddit mod still atoning for my sins, I can say with confidence that the answer to the question: "what would happen if a reddit mod had actual power that mattered?"

Is simply this: Elon Musk would happen.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

“Stoning for my sins” see now this is how you get people excited about a religion.

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[-] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago

Cue Phony Stark making his own X Phone.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago

He’ll just buy some Chinese OEM phone and slap the dumb logo on it. And his audience of moronic fans erupts…

[-] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago

Doubtful. I don't think he wanted Twitter any more than Trump actually wanted to be president the first time around.

I think he wanted to fuck with them to tank their stock for the lolz and he got himself harnessed to them like a dumb ass, and now he's killing it as artlessly as he acquired it.

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago

A bit ironic that under any other circumstances people would be crying out about how Apple has too much power to censor and control apps among a large chunk of the population.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago

that's a totally fair claim. This time it's "okay" because the far right is being banned. But we shouldn't let that distract us from the fact that two private mega corporations can censor any social media or journal they want.

(they would only be banning the app and not the actual website, but so many tech illiterate people can't tell the difference)

[-] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago

I could see either of these things happening:

  • Musk pouts and (laughably) threatens to build a better Apple.
  • Musk says he’ll buy Apple. Fails hilariously.
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[-] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I just reported the X app in the store for hateful content.

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

Here's a link to the archived article.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

If i'm seeing this article on Bloomberg, someone peeped off the record. Xitter is in for a world of pain.

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

X marked the spot

[-] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Hold it in place, Tim, and I'll get my hammer.

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