this post was submitted on 07 Dec 2023
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 90 points 11 months ago (2 children)

cute /fit/ receptionist asks me to give her a ride home

Yeah, this didn't happen

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

Let a man dream.

[–] southsamurai 16 points 11 months ago

Ehhhh, I have been hit on that way before. Only twice, and it was after long periods of time interacting with the person. Mind you, only the one time was at a gym and it wasn't an employee of the gym.

But, yeah, it's greentext, of course it's fiction. But the scenario itself isn't totally implausible. Some people are willing to take giant risks like that.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago

Oh look, a hot girl.

RUN!

[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I can relate. I do not go to gym either.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Especially that one.

[–] Early_To_Risa 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He thought a car would materialize

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He should have downloaded a car!

[–] decisivelyhoodnoises 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You wouldn't download a car though!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

She didn't even know where he lives.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Order an Uber XL like right then. Chat her up while you wait.