cute /fit/ receptionist asks me to give her a ride home
Yeah, this didn't happen
this post was submitted on 07 Dec 2023
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Let a man dream.
Ehhhh, I have been hit on that way before. Only twice, and it was after long periods of time interacting with the person. Mind you, only the one time was at a gym and it wasn't an employee of the gym.
But, yeah, it's greentext, of course it's fiction. But the scenario itself isn't totally implausible. Some people are willing to take giant risks like that.
Oh look, a hot girl.
RUN!
I can relate. I do not go to gym either.
Especially that one.
He thought a car would materialize
He should have downloaded a car!
You wouldn't download a car though!
She didn't even know where he lives.
Order an Uber XL like right then. Chat her up while you wait.