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I just took my evening shit on the floor of my bathroom, which is unfortunate.

I'm in a sitting position, one foot beyond my desk, with my feet about 10 inches off the ground, and my butt is about 16 inches off the ground. I fall on my ass comedically, amidst loud cursing.

I am now out of my cozy and comfy bed and on the floor while hitting my head on my lamp :(

I'm laying on my side in bed, so.... I guess I jump two feet in the air, fall, make a big sound, probally bounce off and break some stuff and then have back problems all day.

My head is now clipping through a cardboard box full of stuff. I assume that wouldn't be very survivable.

I fall to the floor and possibly hit my head on a table on the way down.

I now have to crawl back onto my couch. And I'm cold now too.

Stuck in concrete wall / window T_T

sitting on my friend's legs rather than comfortably next to him on the couch

Inside my coat closet...not the first time I'll struggle getting out of one

I'd be on the floor. Which is a problem because I have a broken ankle/leg and can't put weight on it for another week.

I am now inside my desk. I die a slow and painful death.

I'm now swimming in a icy river, with a small ferry passing by next to me. Yay!

I've clipped into a pool table.

A painful and likely explosive death

I'd be in a wall, and 2 objects occupying the same space would like result and a violent resettling of local physics as particles push each other out of the way

I am impaled by the edge of the couch.

It depends on whether I displace the wall, or the wall displaces me.

I'd be literally just standing in the middle of my balcony instead of on the side. Not bad.

I shit in the sink.

I'm now on my husband's lap as he driving us 70 mph on the highway.

That seems highly unsafe.

Finally, I'm inside my wife.

I guess I’ll be sitting on the ground now.

I am now sitting on the left side of my bed instead of the right one.

Wall.

I am in my cat's litter box

I'm dead.

I'm now shitting in the tub and about to fall right into it.

I would assume I’m dead since there is a workout machine made of steel next to me.

I fall 2 feet onto my bed. I'm lying on my right side, browsing Lemmy from a tablet right now.

I fall off the couch.