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[–] [email protected] 198 points 1 year ago (27 children)

This is why I don’t fuck guys who “don’t pay attention to politics”.

That means one thing, and it isn’t that they are blissfully unaware of the day to day happenings in their town, county, state, region, country, or planet of residence.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Eh, sometimes it means another thing, namely that they know their conservatism is off-putting to most women and they’re lying to get you into bed.

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[–] [email protected] 182 points 1 year ago (40 children)

Good lord the replies to this are sad. Believe it or not it's a perfectly reasonable expectation to only want to date someone whose core beliefs align with yours (and, y'know, actually respects your rights as an independent human being.)

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago

"in looking for a woman who will respect my core beliefs as an independent human being, which include not treating her like an independent human being"

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[–] [email protected] 151 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Call that the free market economy biiiaaatch

[–] [email protected] 145 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Conservatives: "The free market is superior! Deal with it!"

Conservatives when the free market decides against them: "THIS IS LITERALLY SOCIALISM"

[–] [email protected] 99 points 1 year ago (4 children)

People boycotting businesses as is their right in the free market: "CANCEL CULTURE!"

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[–] [email protected] 148 points 1 year ago (52 children)

The last conservative I matched with was immediately bragging about being unvaccinated, was in his late 30’s, openly religious, desperate for kids.

If you’re openly conservative, you’re baring your soul about women’s rights, and if women don’t want to sleep with you as a result, you made your damn bed.

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[–] [email protected] 126 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I almost dated a conservative but covid saved me.

The moment it hit, her conservative powers went omega level and I was able to dodge a bullet by wanting to vaccinate early

[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Well, just you wait. You be dead by CHRISTmas 2021. That wat you get to.

Either you be dead or you be turned too zombie to be controlled by Fow-chi Chinese army.

This hole thing poplation control. Wat wuflu dont kill, vaxine will. Or zombie like I said.

Mark my world. Ded by CHRISTmas 2021. Mark my world

Soros. Hoosane Obama. Fow-chi. Biden. CNN. That ur god.

She dodge the bullet.

:p

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[–] [email protected] 123 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Why would anyone date a conservative, it isn't safe?

[–] [email protected] 94 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Even if it was safe like ew you don’t believe in equality that’s just unattractive af

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 year ago

Yeah. Regardless of what actions they personally take, they do advocate and vote for your death.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago

Imagine dating someone whose beliefs actively belittle you.

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[–] [email protected] 94 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Being ok with being conservative is akin to being ok with being stupid. It's basically an admission of idiocy.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 year ago (4 children)

No. Stupid isn’t something you choose. As an adult, bigotry absolutely is.

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[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

ngl, last time some conservative started flirting with me she got pissed of when i said i wasnt interested because they were a tory flag shagger, and then she called me a slur because im queer

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[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 year ago (25 children)

Wow I did not expect so many right wingers on blahaj zone. Feels weird

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

"Why won't women, objects meant to feed and pleasure me, give me the time of day like this super old-ass book I had read and interpreted to me by someone who is likely a child molester said they should? Do they worship Saytahn?"

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (18 children)

The hinges on the meat chasm closed for all conservatives on 24 June 2022.

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