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Made some anagrams for our 1st team squad (alien.top)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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It's been a while since we've had a bit of fun with anagrams like Old Bighorn and Labia Romp etc., so I decided to use Inge's Anagram Maker to help me create some new names for the boys. Some didn't turn out too good, while others has had me laughing for a good while. Most should be easy to guess, but I've added their actual names in spoiler tags just in case. Enjoy!

GK:
Leonard Samara - >!Aaron Ramsdale!<
Aviary Dad - >!David Raya!<
Hire Lank - >!Karl Hein!<

DEF:
Benjie Whitman - >!Benjamin White!<
Labia Williams - >!William Saliba!<
A Gerbil - >!Gabriel!<
Brie Jim Turner - >!Jurrien Timber!<
Diane Schnorkel Zonk - >!Oleksandr Zinchenko!<
AI Autonomy Hikers - >!Takehiro Tomiyasu!<
Boki Jar Wiki - >!Jakub Kiwior!<
Recess Cardio - >!Cedric Soares!<

MIDFIELD:
Hot Paymaster - >!Thomas Partey!<
Omelet Whimsier - >!Emile Smith Rowe!<
Giro John - >!Jorginho!<
Avie Bio Fair - >!Fabio Vieira!<
Homemade Lenny - >!Mohamed Elneny!<
Dance Relic - >!Declan Rice!<
Ravi The Zak - >!Kai Havertz!<
Animator Edgard - >!Martin Odegaard (Since the Ø makes it impossible to do in English)!<

ATTACK:
Bus a Yak Oak - >!Bukayo Saka!<
Grass Jubilee - >!Gabriel Jesus!<
Gilbertina Mirelli - >!Gabriel Martinelli!<
Kathie Neddie - >!Eddie Nketiah!<
Sonora Straddler - >!Leandro Trossard!<
Lens Seniors - >!Reiss Nelson!<

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

when Brie Jim Turner comes back the levels are going UP

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Labia Williams

That’s a violation

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Straight up pornstar name haha

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Zonk

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

'Hot Paymaster', 'Dance Relic', and 'Grass Jubilee' are outstanding.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I legitimately laughed for a solid 5 minutes at 'Hot Paymaster'. Also, before proofreading and seeing that it sadly didn't fit, Martin Ødegaard was at some point 'Tango Admirer' and I'm so annoyed it didn't fit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

That would have been so good lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

That would fit so well, as Odegaards girl is a former pro dancer and probably does the tango pretty well.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Diane Schnorkel Zonk has to be my favourite

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Fully sent me into a 5 minute laughing fit on the Tube just now. I look like a mad man…

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

High effort post, thoroughly enjoyed

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Some would benefit from a different order of words. Whimsier Omelet sounds better. Autonomy AI Hikers does too.

Anyways, I like A Gerbil, Autonomy AI Hiker, Whimsier Omelet, Hot Paymaster, Homemade Lenny, Dance Relic and Grass Jubilee a lot.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

One more 't' needed in 'AI Autonomy Hikers'

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Yeah this one had me really stumped

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Akita Hz thrives.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Labia Williams is crazy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Hot Paymaster - Thomas Partey

😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My Arsenal group chat is named Old Bighorn because of a former post like this

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I’m too tired to figure it out. What was it an anagram for?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Giro John 😭🤣

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Homemade Lenny is such an apt nickname for Pyramid Pirlo.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Bro I just came home from Uni and have been laughing at Diane Shnorkel Zonk for a solid 5 minutes omds 😭😭😭😭😭

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

The best centre back partnership in the league, Labia Williams and a gerbil

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Thanks I'll use these for my fpl team name next season

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Managed by Teat Rim Leak

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

sonora straddler goes so hard

SONOORRAAAAAA STRRAAADDDDDLLLER❗️❗️

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

One of the best posts I've seen on this sub. This was absolutely brilliant mate 😂👏

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Now we know how is that mouse gerbil

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Can we have one for the women squad too? Lmao