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[–] [email protected] 90 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Nah, take the W for the moment

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

To be fair, it would have been more of a W if Kissinger had died a long time ago. This is more like a really late consolation prize.

Though the same could be said of Trump, he has a lot more potential years (possibly even decades) of havoc to wreak. I guess, like our constant companion, Death, I'll have to take what I can get.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Trump isn't nearly a healthy as Kissinger was. Give him 10, tops

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

However, within these 10 years, he could do damages that will long outlast him.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

But if he were in prison tho ✧⁠◝⁠(⁠⁰⁠▿⁠⁰⁠)⁠◜⁠✧

[–] [email protected] 48 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Death comes in threes.

Charlie Munger, Henry Kissinger...

I'm very excited to see who our third strike is.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

Rupert Murdoch would be nice.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

C'mon grandma!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Trump. Even as a non American I feel sorry for you if he gets elected again.

[–] Justas 4 points 8 months ago

Imagine the conspiracy theories the crazies would cook up! As another non American I think they would be fun.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Forgot she ded already 💀

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I hear her headstone makes a popular loo.

[–] CowsLookLikeMaps 42 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Kissinger, the Forrest Gump of war crimes.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago

My mama always said life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what country’s sovereignty you’re gonna violate.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

aw c'mon, This cartoon is pretending that mortality can only strike one person at a time.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

No that's when death plays the coin pushers at the arcade.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I hope Putin is in there too.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

We're all in there, but we're not all prizes for death. Sometimes we're just a mood ring.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Change it to getting a win

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I thought death would be happy with this roll of the dice. I thought he had been after Kissinger or McConnell for years now.