this post was submitted on 30 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 93 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Can't believe this is how I learned about his death

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

hey, it's the 20s!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

is how i learned about him

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

is how about

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Before the first news break, someone posted the Grim Reaper playing the claw machine meme.

I was confused, and then it hit me. "Alright, alright, alright!"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I searched who this is now lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Nice name btw... Henry kisssin'her

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago

I feel like I watched history unfold with your two memes

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe I'm crazy but didn't this meme go up like 2 or 3 days ago?

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

You're a fucking legend and the hero amongst the entire planet. It's a well-known fact that people like you cause this shit to happen. You will go down in history but not in the bad way like this fuckhead did.

[–] famousringo 18 points 1 year ago

Excuse me, but I can think of a couple other people I’d like you to meme about…

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

That's nuts! Hahaha

[–] ElBarto 23 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Should have waited a day to make it funnier. Then continue it every day from here on out to remind everyone the world is just a scooch brighter and better.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Alternatively: ‘1 Minute without Henry Kissinger’

Also cause for celebration.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

God damn right it is.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

today I was in a Costco and they had one of those signs up near the employee break room. It said they've gone 7 days without an accident. Musta been hilarious the day they had to switch that back to zero.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Thank you OP for making this happen, you're a real G

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I was here Nov-2023

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Henry Kissinger How I'm missing yer You're the Doctor of my dreams

With your crinkly hair and your glassy stare And your machiavellian schemes I know they say that you are very vain And short and fat and pushy but at least you're not insane

Henry Kissinger How I'm missing yer And wishing you were here

Henry Kissinger How I'm missing yer You're so chubby and so neat

With your funny clothes and your squishy nose You're like a German parakeet All right so people say that you don't care But you've got nicer legs than Hitler And bigger tits than Cher

Henry Kissinger How I'm missing yer And wishing you were here

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's gone where the goblins go, below, below, below.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Henry Kissinger, how I’m missing ya

But not really. The world is a brighter place today.