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[–] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago (1 children)

No, actually C#'s answer should be: "What Java said - hold on, what Python said sounds good too, and C++'s stuff is pretty cool too - let's go with all of the above."

C#, or as I like to call it "the Borg of programming languages".

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I got my first software developer role last year and it was the first time I’d written C#, I was more TypeScript. Now we use both but I must say I really like C# now that I’m used to it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I think most programmers would like C# if they spent time with it. It is getting a bit complex because the joke about it over borrowing from other languages is on the money. It is a nice language though and pretty damn fast these days all things considered.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

There's too much MS in the language and runtime for me. The fact that it gives my Linux programs DLL files and the fact that by default the SDK phones home makes me run away in horror from not only writing it but also running other projects written in it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

even nicer is F#. join us brother, you can do everything that you can do in C# but better

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What does it offer that would make it better? Just curious and I’m not in a position to change out tech stack at work though.