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Is this a Nut? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 8 months ago by sjmarf to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 123 points 8 months ago (4 children)

StackOverflow: Question closed as duplicate. Someone else already asked whether or not something is a nut.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 8 months ago

"Question closed as duplicate"

The question it's a duplicate of: "How to programmatically prove a hotdog is a sandwich?"

[–] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

How long to hard-boil an egg?

Seriously, i just googled how much energy would be needed to put 1Kg in LEO. Ofc there's a StakOverflow to it asking the same question and none of 4 answers answer the question and one is like "This seems like a complicated way of doing it. Instead of asking the minimum energy...".

[–] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago (1 children)

1 answer: use the fucking search

[–] [email protected] 33 points 8 months ago

First search result brings you to this answer.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago

"It's 2024! Why are people still trying to classify nuts? Just use some expensive cloud solution that doesn't really solve your problem"