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[–] [email protected] 47 points 6 months ago (2 children)

A movie about the actors who played the Power Rangers would be much more interesting than another Power Rangers movie.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

"Ever seen Hearts of Darkness? Way better than Apocalypse Now."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I prefer the original Pork Lips Now. It’s about literal grocery clerks who send a literal errand boy to literally collect on a bill.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

No, thanks for the recommendation though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

I haven't either, lol. It's just a semi-related quote from the show Community.