Not OC: Just found this on my old hard drive while grabbing some other stuff.
this post was submitted on 13 Mar 2024
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I feel like this one really deserves to be in there
this is how i see other sysadmins when they explain their 30yr old bash script that does everything.
Hey, that's completely unfair!
It's only 10 years old.
The one originally written in COBOL?
Nah, that dude died and left a logic bomb to delete all his scripts. All that's left is the weird imitation an intern cobbled together from observing the first dude.
Should have been rewritten in perl for maintainability tbqh!!
The lone wolf dev who hasnt been seen for 3 months explaining how the new microservices he created all integrate together
Bingo knows everyone’s name-o.
LOL. I'm assuming that would be how everyone but the project managers see project managers?
That's just how everyone sees the client
How I see the DBAs
So I had finger dude twice when I made this, but I edited it in just for you
https://i.imgur.com/zQwuzXm.jpeg
"Linux Stan"?
You know, you can just google a term you don't know instead of acting confused. Just saying.
I don't know what people mean with
How do you define "Linux Stan"? I know the music video "Stan", by Enimem, but that's it.
That's where the term comes from originally. The song Stan. Then in the mid '00s and '10s the K-Pop fans got so aggressive they started referring to them as "armies" and "Stans."
A "Stan" is a super fan that is so obsessed that they'll do irrational things if they feel that they or their obsession is being threatened.
God that is such a cunty thing to say.
What is?
That’s how HR sees everyone