this post was submitted on 11 Mar 2024
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I can also praise humanity using nothing but curses.

I'm throwing down the challenge flag on this one.

[–] TopRamenBinLaden 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Motherfucking badass bitches.

[–] Ghyste 3 points 1 year ago
[–] JamesStallion 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ground rules: can I use pronouns and prepositions?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Absolutely. Let's put it this way: even if you break the "rules" I still expect to get a good laugh out of this.

[–] JamesStallion 9 points 1 year ago

An Australian Zoomer:

You cunts fuck!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Asskicking motherfuckers. Skullfucking the fuck out of this fucking shitfest.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Here's ChatGPT's take:

"Holy shit, humanity, you foul-mouthed bunch of magnificent misfits! Against all the goddamn odds, you've managed to build wonders that would make even the universe blush with envy! You've taken the raw sewage of existence and spun it into the finest silk of civilization, you sons of bitches! Your resilience is tougher than a two-dollar steak, and your ingenuity is sharper than a box of goddamn razor blades! You've danced with death, spat in the face of despair, and flipped the bird to fate itself! You're a bunch of crazy, chaotic, beautiful motherfuckers, and I wouldn't have it any other way! Keep on raising hell and blazing trails, you magnificent bastards!"

Kinda meh...