this post was submitted on 08 Mar 2024
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yo mama stepped off the curb and got stuck. She’s also massive and warps space time causing light to bend around dat azz.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Her belt size is measured in AUs

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Shoot, she wears a Kuiper belt

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Orion's belt was too small.