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[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Make it faster and jankier with precalculated lookup tables!

[–] cantstopthesignal 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Make it even jankier with uncalculated variables.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Screw calculating values for variables, just initialize it pointing to a random memory address and get a value for free! (Assuming your program doesn't segfault).