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The code was very janky, but it worked (i.imgflip.com)

submitted 9 months ago by cantstopthesignal to c/[email protected]

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[–] cantstopthesignal 31 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I'm just an old fart programming a neopixel as a hobby.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Make it faster and jankier with precalculated lookup tables!

[–] cantstopthesignal 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Make it even jankier with uncalculated variables.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Screw calculating values for variables, just initialize it pointing to a random memory address and get a value for free! (Assuming your program doesn't segfault).