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[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Kid: "Mom, can we have Linux?"

Mom: "We have Linux at home!"

Linux at home:

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Instead of daemons, it's angels.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I knew the Irish were involved!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

No, it's church services

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

https://pudge.net/jesux/

Jesux, the distribution that will not lead you into temptation

[–] Classy 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just port TempleOS for modern architecture and use that, you filthy heathen

[–] captain_aggravated 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wonder if there's anything doing actual production written in Holy C.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Mental illness, and, you know, the whole God thing aside, Terry Davis was one dedicated motherfucker. As crude as templeOS is, the shit he did to create it is pretty impressive.

I'm too afraid to install it for fear of bursting into flames tho.

[–] captain_aggravated 3 points 1 year ago

Very brilliant, very sick man.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

HOW DARE YOU REMOVE JEEBUS FROM MAH OS!!!! SINNER!!!!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

No encryption provided; Christians have nothing to hide

I actually 100% support this. Let's make sure every church only uses HTTP and does not hash their passwords.

After all...what do they have to hide?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Commands are now called prayers and must end in "amen" or God will rm -rf your files.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I once met someone back in school (eons ago) that was both a devout Born-again Christian and wildly enthusiastic Linux user. I once remarked that I personally witnessed him convert more people to Linux than Christianity.

Stupid teenage me didn't mean to come of as so savage, but judging by the look on his face, I think that broke him a little. :(