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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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it will loose its ability to differentiate between there and their and its and it’s.

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[–] [email protected] 158 points 6 months ago (2 children)
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[–] dream_weasel 5 points 6 months ago

I also choose this guy's dead wife.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

this fly fucks

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (3 children)

This one must be the worst. "Could care less" being a close second

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Nah, there is some scents there. As in, I barely care, but I could care less.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Clothes second*

Duh

[–] prettybunnys 3 points 6 months ago

I mean for all intensive porpoises I could care less

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

OP hasn't payed enough attention in English class.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Me fail English? That's unpossible!

[–] [email protected] -1 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

That bot gets downvoted so much by idiots. It's not pedantry but fucking 1st grade English. Amazing how many people take offense instead of fixing it and moving on.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I prefer the must of white grapes for wine making than the must of red grapes.

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