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Cookie Monster complaint about "shrinkflation" sparks response from White House (www.cbsnews.com)

submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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"Me hate shrinkflation! Me cookies are getting smaller," the googly-eyed, furry blue muppet declared on X on Monday, tapping into an economic trend of the day. "Guess me going to have to eat double da cookies!"

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Have you never seen the inside of Oscar's trash can? That place is a palace. He's got an olympic size swimming pool in it. He also has an ice skating rink and a bowling alley.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

A veritable Snoopy house