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[–] PaupersSerenade 51 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I’m sure these guys are also anti-blowjob following this logic

[–] [email protected] 48 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Nah bro. Eating cum testosteronizes the body. That's why I blow my bros at the gym in a totally hetero way.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It's not gay it's gayns

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Fucking hell, that deserves money.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

post-workout protein shot

[–] mindbleach 1 points 5 months ago

We both said "no homo," so that makes it a bro-job.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Conservative dudes: eating pussy is gay. Hey, how come women won't date me?