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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sounds like the time I got violated by a Greek bidet

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Zeus takes super wacky forms these days.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I would think the sentient bidet is Poseidon.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In Japan I always turned the Bidet up to max power after using to assblast the next guy who used it.