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>Be Polish
>Get extremely drunk one night at a bar with a friend
>Walk home
>See bottle of pills
>Friend dares me to take the entire bottle of pills
>Extremely drunk so do it
>Wake up in hopsital
>Docter speaks French
>Wtf.jpg
>Don't remember anything
>Imediatly call my friend
>He tell me when we where walking trough the garage of my appartment building the pills kicked in and I ran into my car and drove away
>He hasn't heard of me in 4 days
>Hang up on my friend in shock
>Finally they get a docter that speaks english
>Docter tells me i showed up in a random French village, broke trough someone's window, shit on their counter and collapsed
>Docter ask me what happend
>Idk.jpg
>A day later they send me back to poland

No one knows what i did in those 4 days.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Nah. It's happened a few time since where I go to bed with my wife and then an hour or two later I get up and start doing stuff but she brings me back to bed and I go back to sleep. Once she found me in the bathroom. I got up to pee, then curled up in front of the toilet and went back to sleep. I woke up that time when she found me. It's very confusing.

Someone else here also called it being blackout drunk. I've done that once or twice and it is very different. Normally when this happens, I am drunk but not blackout drunk. I'd say I am a few degrees past tipsy. Drunk but not to the point where I am visibly drunk. I remember everything all the way up until I go to sleep.