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What's a good way to prank your coworker? (lemm.ee)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I got pranked with this website: https://updatefaker.com/

I recently switched from manual labor to office labour and learned the hard way to lock my screen :)

In hindsight it was hilarious, but I waited for maybe 20 minutes before I got suspicious. How can I take revenge?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

            
              Wait until you have to fart while coworker is away from desk.
Position sphincter directly above the tube in the office chair.
Lower chair as far as it will go.
Fart as you raise the chair as high as it will go, sucking the gassy shit particles into the tube.
Walk away.
Watch the carnage when coworker sits and lowers the chair.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn't the exhaust hole is in the bottom?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Depends on the chair, I suppose. It definitely worked on the chairs I had in the US Navy back in 2006.
It doesn't matter though, you're still farting in their chair either way.