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Anon speaks frankly about their hopes and dreams (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by Gullible to c/greentext

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>be Filthy Frank
>gradually develop legitimate performing career
>scrub the internet of old shitposts as best as possible
>become Joji
>eventually people forget about Frank
>gain increasing fame and fortune
>performing one night in packed coliseum
>crowd is losing their minds to see Joji sing
>come out on stage in pinkguy costume
>stage is decorated to look like Frank's old apartment
>start performing all the hits from the Filthy Frank days
>"I eat ass", "Finna bust a nut", "Peanut butter on my balls, let the dog lick it", all the hits
>joined on stage by the old crew
>audience is in tears of shock and sadness
>turns out Joji was just the setup for the ultimate trolling of normies
>he got 'em one last time

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

These days everyone is expected to be perfect and never make a mistake. Because if you do make a mistake people will still be digging it up 30+ years later.