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[–] minibyte 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

We don’t all have a bunch of stones laying around to use as a weight metric

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Sorry, how many washing machines is that?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Approximately three and a half badgers