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watching your children die (media.discordapp.net)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I like how "killing others" comes after "killing yourself."

"I'm going to kill myself and then all of you!"

[–] MelastSB 26 points 1 year ago

Processes are a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Made me remember this joke:

A blonde walked in on her boyfriend having sex with their neighbor. Distraught, she picked up a gun and held it to her head. “Wait, babe! Don’t do it!” the boyfriend protested. “Shut up!” the blonde snapped. “You’re next!”