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You don’t own the property, so tell them you’re willing to sell, go through whatever process they give you, wasting as much of their time as you are willing to, then inform them that they’ll have to talk to the owner to finalize the deal.
this is the way. i had to break it to my friend recently, these scam callers don't have a DO NOT CALL list. they just have a list where they call you more.
i got my cell number decades ago. for many years i would get calls for a Sabrina. i explained to them many times over the years, i don't know anyone by that name and i'm not interested. every time, they'd wait about 6 months and the calls would start up again. about a year or two ago i was in the shop working, and got a call. i decided after that moment that i was Sabrina and i was interested in whatever it was they were selling.
a few days later, i got a call, told them i was Sabrina, was down for whatever services they had. i managed to get the person to give me the address they had listed, under the guise of confirming it. before the end of the week i had 3 different roofing contractors scheduled, all to show up at the same time, same day.
my only regret was that i couldn't be there to watch the drama unfold. when they called back later i told them i had no idea what they were talking about.
in the year and a half since that incident, i have received no more calls for Sabrina.
moral of the story, sometime the best answer isn't the honest one.
I've been known to text them back some very very NSFW images. That tends to put a stop to it (until the next batch of wannabe flippers gets that number).
I sent one a sex hotline number and actually tricked the guy on the other end. Still didn't stop them.
It probably helps that I have a couple of things in my favor.
The phone number that gets those texts/calls the most has an area code I've never lived in. When I needed a new direct line I chose a Florida area code because I grew up there but I've never lived in the 727.
It's in my work phone at the moment and tmobile has some pretty good spam filtering.
I'm happy to share my long term strategy to deal with spam calls/texts but every time I have I get pushback from the peanut gallery.
I have something like 6 numbers, probably soon to be 7 when I add a number to our family Gmail account. I get very very little spam across all of my numbers and the ones I do get are either the flippers, election shit or someone looking for someone who used to have that number.
tubgirl coming in clutch...
Or goatse, or 2 girls one cup, or lemon party...
"or"?
1 man 1 jar and Mr Hands.
Or meat swing
I love zipping up the craziest furry porn I can find into a .zip folder, telling them that my bitcoin wallet code is in there, and then watched the poor assholes unzip the file and starting the wailing and gnashing of teeth. I suppose I could start bundling malware, but I really like the psychological effects of hardcore CBT furry hyper airplane porn better. Memories that will last a lifetime :)
Memories, all alone in the moonlight...
That’s cool, but I kinda feel bad for Sabrina, who likely had no idea they were trying to contact her instead of you.
Sabrina might not even exist
Well, then whoever lived at the address OP sent multiple roofing contractors to and had to sort it out.
Feel bad for the contractors wasting their time as well
If there was a down payment made by whoever sent them out there, they're having a pretty good day
Make sure to wait 1-3 days between each communication to drag the process out as long as possible.