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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Octopi fit ¾ of those requirements, as do Orca

Actually, do Octopi even need opposable thumbs? They can grasp things with their tentacles as effectively as we can grasp with ournl thumbs, can't they?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Octopi got heavily dev-nerfed though, they die after reproducing so they can't unlock the best parts of the education tree.