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You have to burst down the apeman with your alpha strike because you'll lose any DPS race due to its broken running mechanics.
Hyenas were quite successful in hunting us in our early stages. We found a remarkable number of sites that we identified as hyena dens, that have a shocking amount of eaten humans as well as other fauna
How many eaten humans does it take to shock you?
Several hundred individual human skeletons per site, at a time when the total "human" population numbered in the low tens of thousands.
This is why I don't get particularly stressed about humanity doing its best to kill Mother Nature, that bitch started it.