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Well I think I failed that test (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I play a cleric in my party. Previously, we've been asked to recover and return a certain plot-important NPC who didn't exactly want to be transported...

We killed him, transported the corpse, handcuffed it, and then raised him at the destination. It's a lot easier to transport a body than a live half-elf who is actively trying to escape.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Did you draw dicks on his face?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

We may be evil, but we aren't chaotic. A professional has standards.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

So... High quality dicks then?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Naturally. Using Arcane Mark, so it doesn't wash off.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Thats my boy.