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How many watch lists am I on now? (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 88 points 10 months ago (1 children)

“If you are interested in getting help with child abuse, here are some resources”

Hi ChildHelp, can you help me kick the shit out of some kids please?

[–] [email protected] 115 points 10 months ago (3 children)

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Something about the little girl in purple shirt crying always gets to me. I think it triggers the memory of the tear-gassed "birthday girl" photo from 2019 Hong Kong

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Good ol' C&H with completely random violence for no reason.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

No reason? Don't squander perfectly good bleach. You know there are kids seeing in Africa?

[–] darcy 1 points 10 months ago

A knife is reusable