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Oh no the neural implant project backfired, I must now spread the logs throughout the building an leave a distress message in Latin (feddit.de)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (4 children)

...how. I make plastic medical devices and I need to support them for 10 years by law, since that is considered "lifetime" for it. How is a company not supporting them before the lifetime of the product (i.e. before they need to take them out) and gets away with it?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

If your company goes bankrupt before 10 years is up, what happens?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Your eyes explode and you get kicked on the crotch by Hulk Hogan

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

You open it.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Bankruptcy maybe?

Edit: article says company was on verge of bankruptcy.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Ah bankruptcy, solves all of life's little problems.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Except federal student loans.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

There was so much worry about lawyers going bankrupt on $5000 student loans..... They had to stop it!

Locked in till-death terms, skyrocketing tuition, and Sally Mae getting both the privilege of loaning and contracting with the government (and being paid to do so) to collect on defaulted loans.

I'm sitting on about 8k left of a 30k loan and I'm really hoping to get some good news but I'm seeing now that our Republican friends want to reverse the forgiveness that's been issued so far....

Vote blue over Q and take everyone with you!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They were probably still experimental and installed for a trial and that is likely legislated differently.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Yeah, but for a trial to go forward, it needs to meet very specific criteria. This doesn't sound like it did.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"Oops. We failed. Happens to businesses all the time. Good luck with that. Sign up for the newsletter of our new businesses below! What's that, liability? Nooo no no, you must be mistaking this for a socialist country. This here is capitalism, that's part of the program, it's all there encoded in the law for everyone to see!"