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[–] [email protected] 56 points 11 months ago (5 children)

During the snow storm a couple weeks ago, I put a pack of walnuts and dried fruit out for the 3 crows that are always in my yard. The next day they were staring in the window at me so I put another pack out.

That afternoon around 100 crows were on my house pooping on everything. A week later my driveway and deck still have a solid covering of poop that the rain hasn't been able to wash away.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Keep feeding them and you'll have a loyal army of crows, and that's more than worth the cost of peanuts and a power washer.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Isn't bird poop acidic? Wouldn't that fuck up your house? Other than that I would love a murder of crows just chilling by me.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You're a good human. But no good deed goes in punished.

[–] Enkers 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Well at least he got 7 upvotes for his troubles. It's not much, but it's something.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And that's all that matters.. that orange arrow. Lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I'm on boost for lemmy.. so my arrows are orange. Unless you're going for down votes... Then I e got nothing. Lol

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

This seems to fall into the no good deed shall go unpunished...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Put a dollar bill with the next pack of fruit and nuts and see if they will start bringing you cash.

[–] HerbalGamer 2 points 11 months ago

Maybe something cheap but shiny and see if they come with jewellery?

[–] Ghyste 5 points 11 months ago

That's a sign of affection from a bird.