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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [email protected] to c/linkedinlunatics
 

What a bad day to have internet.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (13 children)

Shit yourself in public -> gov thinks you're insane -> passive income from disability checks

It's really that easy guys.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (12 children)

I dare these people to try the disability income lifestyle. If you manage to save you lose disability before you have enough to do anything with it

[–] Gullible 15 points 11 months ago (11 children)

Disability income is horrifying in the US. You’re essentially disallowed from owning things. Given that Europe will be waking up in a few hours, I’d like to ask whether the situation is panic-inducingly dystopian over there as well.

[–] InfiniteStruggle 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Cant you save in cash? How would the govt know you have cash squirreled away in your matttess?

[–] Gullible 2 points 11 months ago

Technically possible, sure. Just don’t get caught during a random inspection where someone surreptitiously follows you for multiple days to see whether you’re faking.

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