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Warren "all you can eat" Buffet (midwest.social)

submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Then they dare to go buy some fucking avocado toast and a mokke lattchiato or whatever the hell, on their fucking bikes with THEIR FUCKING HELMET ON!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Don't buy avacado toast, make it.

Shits cheap af

[–] Lucidlethargy 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I don't get all the love for avacado. It tastes like mild plant butter to me. I save a lot of money by never buying it haha.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You have to throw some salt and pepper on it. Otherwise it's very bland. Kinda like an egg.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

You need better eggs.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Dude literally just find more dead squirrels for avocado toast money, it's that simple

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

No, you don't understand the problem with avocado toast. You see, bread is a great source of carbs, and combined with the rind of the avocado, the scraps are a super food that leaves squirrels full of energy and with a thick coat that makes them neigh immortal

When's the last time you saw a dead squirrel ripe for the picking? It was free money