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drop your childhood stories:
>be me, age 12
>hate showering more than anything
>it feels gross and i hate getting wet
>my mom starts telling me that if i don't shower every day then i can't eat dinner
>i want my dindin so i come up with a genius plan
>let the shower run for 10-15 minutes while i sit in the bathroom
>quickly wet my hair with sink
>mom buys it, i get dindin
>after a month she gets suspicious
>realize i have to step up my game
>now i run the shower and rub my arms/neck with hand soap
>also run my hair under the shower so it's dripping wet and not just moist
>she asks why i haven't asked her to buy shampoo yet
>come up with final version of my genius plan
>i'll stand next to the shower, let the water run, rub soap on my whole body and also use shampoo on my hair so it smells like shampoo
>then i'll rinse off in the sink
>all while the shower runs

i did this for four years until i realized i was just showering on hard mode

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (5 children)

It's a trap, you'll be there till the water runs cold, which may be a really long time

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

You say that like I'm not already planning on being in their until the water runs cold.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

On demand water heaters solve that problem. Damn I want one.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Instant hot water heater.... I would stand in the shower till the heat death of the universe

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

If I ever spend all the hot water in my apartment complex then I've definitely been in the shower for too long

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I'll be fine. I have a waterproof phone and waterproof earbuds.