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[โ€“] mindbleach 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I appreciate the feature but despise broadcast radio. It's definitely silly to have people carry around a gizmo for two-way audio communication, on a surprising variety of wireless frequencies and protocols, and tell them to carry a separate gizmo for a century-old music streaming service that's in every single modern car.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

The century old music streaming service is so fast you can literally set your watch to it. While the same stream digitally has a thirty second delay ๐Ÿฅฒ

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Don't mentionthe century-old and universal parts, especially with "service" added. DO NOT give them any ideas.