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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

At least it's not as bad as the one in your power button. That shit doesn't work 30% of the time.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Honestly, I'll take having to try a few times until it works than being blasted by maximum brightness if I dare touch the phone wrong when waking up in the middle of the night.