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Bring a fire extinguisher
Aha! See, parents have begun to anticipate that! Now, the reveal is executed by the color of sulphuric acid that’s unleashed from a set of industrial containers.
Look, if you can somehow find or synthesise a cyan or pink dye that's stable in sulfuric acid, you can do whatever you want with it.
Unironically not a bad gift for new parents, TBH.
Not a bad gift for anyone, if a tad impersonal. But a fire extinguisher is something that everyone should own.
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