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Mark Zuckerberg raising cows by feeding them dry fruits and beer, says he wants to create world's best beef (ground.news)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Billionaire Mark Zuckerberg’s next passion is cows and beef. And to start with his passion, he has said that he is raising cows on an island in Hawaii by feeding them macadamia nuts and beer. The idea is, according to Zuckerberg, to create best beef in the world. Critics call cattle-raising project on Hawaii ranch ‘a billionaire’s strange sideshow’ and bad for the environment.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Beer and macadamia.

So... Drunk cows with the runs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Cows have the runs normally...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What have you been feeding your cows?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Grass, have you been around cows much?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Their not exactly the most sociable bunch but cow dung is not exactly runny.

And I have seen a cow with the runs and the poor creature sounded like a water cannon going off.