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[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Something something Cave Johnson.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Something something house something something combustible lemon

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!