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Early_To_Risa

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Anon likes bikes (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)

How many corpses can you fit in the trunk and where would you even put the shovel while you ride?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah... a basket just isn't enough. And if the corpse gets stiff, you can't bend them into the saddlebags anymore either.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

A true chad butcher their corpse on scene. I heard they make great "pork" buns.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Gotta get a bakfiet for that.