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Dwarfish folding chairs are studded with gemstones and weigh about 500lbs.
They’re a very inventive people, but refuse to work with sheet metal.
Elves build lightweight folding chairs out of wood.
This is a steel folding chair. All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encrusted with diamonds. It menaces with spikes of pigtail cloth. On the folding chair is an image of a dwarf and dwarves. The dwarf is making a plaintive gesture.
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Folding chairs do seem a bit more of a gnomish contrivance.
Gnomes would make those folding fabric camping chairs with the cupholder in the arm
And also electric folding lawnchairs
Elves have fancy grass that won't sully your clothes, and vice-versa.